Are you tired of knives that have thin, slicing blades? Do you yearn for an impractical monstrosity to drop in your pocket and occasionally pants you when you forget to wear a belt? Do you want something that, in an emergency, such a traffic jam, can help you with that nic-fixing energy? Is your knife primarily a yo-yo--a toy based on a simple principle of physics--and not a tool? If so, do I have a flipper for you. It is UNBELIEVABLY smooth, flips so easily it is practically telepathic, and it has an edge thicker than your smartphone.

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